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Who Are Ya?
The perfect tune to get the dancing started at a wedding disco 🕺🎶💒
Samples:
- Cher - Believe
- Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
- C+C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
If You're Old Enough, You're Good Enough
“Tell me where it says Benson and Hedges on that?”
Samples:
- I’m Coming Out - Diana Ross
- Mike Bassett, England Manager
Classy
A touch of class, baby
Samples:
- George Clooney - Up In The Air
- Lee Trevino - 1984 Open Championship at St. Andrews
You Better Not Feel The Groove
You should stay sitting down for this one. No dancing allowed.
Samples:
- 2 Unlimited - No Limits
- Sophie Ellis-Baxtor - Murder on the Dance Floor
- Strictly Ballroom - Paso Doble
Nul Points
My entry for next year’s Eurovision Song Contest 🤞
Samples:
- Step On - Happy Mondays
- Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic
- Who wants to hear a Eurovision Song? - Rachel McAdams (Eurovision)
- Are You Not Entertained? - Russell Crowe (Gladiator)
- Oh Yeah - Vic and Bob
Hit It
A bit more country this one
Samples:
- Somethin’ I’m Good At - Brett Eldredge
- Hit It - Doug E. Fresh and Slick Rick
We Go Again
Not stopping because it's 2021 - we go again.
Samples:
- Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
- Sight Of You - Sigrid
- Can You Dig It? - The Warriors
October (Never Too Old To Party)
I'm a fifty year old man. What're you gonna do about it? - Mark E Smith
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Samples:
- Get The Party Started - Pink
- You Know We Can't Go Back - High Flying Birds
- Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
- S Club Party - S Club 7
- 50 Year Old Man - The Fall
- Sheena Is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones
- 911 Is A Joke - Public Enemy
Love Train (Fantasy Goal Of The Month Remix)
The hardest part was coming up with a name for this track, but I think it sums it up pretty well. With no football on at the moment, we have to make our own entertainment I guess :)
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Samples:
- Love Train - The O'Jays
- Life Of Riley - The Lightning Seeds
- Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
- A. Simeon Cobourne - Halesowen vs Barnet 2020
- B. Philip Albert - Newcastle vs Man. Utd. 1996
- C. Carlos Alberto - Brazil vs Italy 1970
- D. Geoff Hurst - England vs West Germany 1966
Unreasonably Grumpy
I've been tired
Samples:
- We’re Not Gonna Take it - Twister Sister
- I’ve Been Tired - The Pixies
- Stupid Questions - New Model Army
- Voodoo People - The Prodigy
- I’m giving it all she's got, captain! - Loaded Weapon
Bored (The Ballad of Hexham Gaol)
Starts slow, gets slightly better as it goes along (so stick with it!)
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Samples:
- Iggy Pop - I’m Bored
- The Smiths - William, It Was Really Nothing
March
I couldn't get my own marching band to play, so it's just me on the trumpet 🤣
Samples:
- Diagnosis - The Wildhearts
- We March - Prince
- The Ramones (One, Two, Three, Four!)
Mardy Glas
Inspired by a fantastic night out in Glasgow a few weeks ago at @botecodobrasil
Latin beats with a Scottish flavour 🇧🇷🏴✊
Latin beats with a Scottish flavour 🇧🇷🏴✊
Samples:
- A Rab C. Nesbitt rant (obviously)